Category Archives: Movie Review

Over-Stylized Drama:

The Great Gatsby Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Carrey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire There are few directors I find as perplexing as Baz Luhrmann, best known for films like “Romeo and Juliet” and “Moulin Rouge.” He’s known for big, garish spectacles that lay … Continue reading

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Good, Not Great

Iron Man 3 Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Guy Pearce The Iron man films have been something of a mixed bag for me. The first one was a very entertaining origin story, which pulled from the depths of mediocrity … Continue reading

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Average Thrills

The Company You Keep Starring Robert Redford, Nick Nolte, Stanley Tucci, Brit Marling A good thriller seems to be a lost commodity in this day and age where every weekend feels like an excuse for an event film—a high-brow drama … Continue reading

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Familiar Territory

Oblivion Starring Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko “Oblivion” is like a time capsule—a Cuisinart loaded up with every major science-fiction theme, plot point or trope for the last five decades. So much of it feels cribbed from other movies, … Continue reading

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Simple Kids’ Fun

The Croods Starring Emma Stone, Nic Cage, Ryan Reynolds I’ve been going to the movies for a long time—for as far back as I can remember, which was the summer of 1977, when my father took me and my brothers … Continue reading

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Finally, a Worthy Remake

Evil Dead Starring Jane Levy,  Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci Man, if I had a nickel for every discussion I’ve had about remakes and how much I abhor them, I’d have at least $3.55. Maybe the idea of Hollywood remaking … Continue reading

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Dumb Fun

GI Joe: Retaliation Starring Bruce Willis, The Rock, Adianne Palicki Nothing like another attempt at strip-mining my childhood to try and pry another $10 out of my wallet. I’m starting to feel like Hollywood is making obscene overtures toward me, … Continue reading

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Slow Build

Stoker Starring Mia Wasikowska, Nicole Kidman and Matthew Goode Korean director Chanwook Park is something of a cult icon in the film world. His major contribution to cinema came in the form of a tense, mind-blowing, psychotic movie known as … Continue reading

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Best of its Ilk

Jack the Giant Slayer Starring Elanor Tomlinson, Nicholas Hout and Ewan McGregor Disappointment set in with “Oz the Great and Powerful.” It felt like a real missed opportunity for something grand, epic and fun. Part of my complaint came from … Continue reading

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Artificial and Impotent

I find myself at a sort of cinematic crossroads. I don’t know how many more trips to the movies I can make if the current trends continue. This is difficult to write, because at my core, I am a movie … Continue reading

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